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15 Cheeky Rules From Twitter That Deserve to Be Followed Even if You’re Vaccinated
'Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends that faculty meetings remain on Zoom.'
Being vaccinated against COVID-19 doesn’t mean you can stop wearing a mask or washing your hands or stop maintaining social distancing. With millions of Americans getting their shots, the CDC emphasized that the pandemic isn’t over yet and all precautions still need to be taken. Twitter users have their own sets of rules you must follow and honestly, they’re completely valid. We’ve compiled a list of tweets to let you know that those new antibodies don’t entitle you to break these important rules.
Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends you put your clean laundry away, don’t pile it on that one chair for days.
— Andrea Gutierrez (@AndreaGtrrz) April 10, 2021
Even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not listening to men with no medical qualifications on any subject related to reproductive healthcare.
— Kate Kelly (@Kate_Kelly_Esq) April 15, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends doing fist bumps instead of shaking hands because fist bumps are just rad as shit
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) April 11, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends that your meeting should've been an email.
— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) April 15, 2021
even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC still recommends finishing your current project before starting 12 new ones
— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 9, 2021
even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not transporting minors across state lines and leaving a digital trail of your payments
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) April 10, 2021
Remember—Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends you continue that epic #StarTrek binge you started during quarantine. 📺🖖
— Mark Berkins (@markberkins) April 12, 2021
Even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends sleeping in tomorrow and not bothering to try to score disneyland reservations. You don't need that stress.
— Temple of the Forbidden Bri (@brresler) April 15, 2021
even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends that faculty meetings remain on zoom
— Dr. Julia Gaffield (@JuliaGaffield) April 9, 2021
even if you're fully vaccinated the cdc recommends you continue to stay indoors and watch pride & prejudice (2005) on repeat
— Zakiya N. Jamal (@ZakiyaJamal) April 14, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC still recommends not being racist.
— Amani Phipps (@Amanimalc) April 14, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends eating cake for breakfast or any other meal.
— Shematologist, MD (@acweyand) April 11, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends that you NOT re-watch “Contagion” until they’re sure this is, like, over over.
— Geoff Brumfiel (@gbrumfiel) April 11, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC still recommends dismantling white supremacy within you and around you.
— Pope Jo (@JoLuehmann) April 12, 2021
Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends finishing some of the books on your shelf before buying new ones
— CiCi Adams🌸 (@CiCiAdams_) April 10, 2021
