Parenting
15 Sassy Tweets From Moms Sharing Their Parenting Wins
'Clean your room or I will cut your hair again is such an unexpected and fun parenting tool these days.'
Being a mother is a job that requires infinite patience and restraint. Add to that a raging pandemic and staying in 24×7 with your little ones! It can be daunting with no space for yourself and constantly tending to your kids’ demands while balancing chores and work. Some moms are navigating the pandemic in their own fun ways and tweeting about the small wins they’ve achieved. For Mother’s Day, we’ve compiled a few sassy tweets from moms that you know are too real if you’ve spent months locked down with your kids.
Son: Can I have some?
Me, mouth full of cheesecake: It’s really spicy you won’t like it.
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) January 6, 2020
“clean your room or I will cut your hair again” is such an unexpected and fun parenting tool these days
— Just J (@junejuly12) May 13, 2020
My 5 yo decided to count to 1000 in his head. It was the most peace I have had in years.
— Daisy (@Daisyldoo) May 3, 2021
4: “Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!”
Leg hair, he’s talking about my leg hair.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 7, 2021
I told my son he can’t have chocolate for breakfast. After 5 minutes of crying and screaming, we compromised and both had chocolate for breakfast.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 7, 2021
My kid just saw me take some fries from my husband's plate. Time to find out if he's ride or die.
— Mom Meh (@mommeh_dearest) April 5, 2021
I just clomped down the stairs loudly because of my heels and my son said, “Oh somebody gonna be in trouble today. She’s wearing the mean shoes.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 8, 2021
I want my third kid to be an individual, but also, I want her to only watch shows that my other kids liked because we already own all the merchandise for those shows.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 4, 2021
I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 14, 2021
my four year old just asked me to eat the rest of her fries and i wept for suddenly the pain of childbirth was erased
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 8, 2021
Me: How’s your foot, buddy?
4: It still hurts.
Me: What would help?
4: Maybe donuts? We need to try or we won’t know.
This kid gets it.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) March 28, 2021
My daughter asked why she can’t eat tacos every day and honestly, I’d have an easier time explaining where babies come from.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) April 6, 2021
I asked my son to bring me my glass of wine. He brought me the entire bottle and it’s like, FINALLY, someone who actually listens to me.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 7, 2021
I told my preteen I was gonna tell all her friends that she secretly loves side parts and skinny jeans and now she’s doing her chores without complaining
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) April 7, 2021
I asked my son to bring me my glass of wine. He brought me the entire bottle and it’s like, FINALLY, someone who actually listens to me.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 7, 2021
