Mood swings, brain fog, cramps, bloating. Repeat. Being a menstruator is all about being stuck in an endless menstrual cycle of misery and pain. Keep your opinions and advice firmly to yourself if you find us in physical and mental agony brought on by Aunt Flo. For menstruators on Twitter, it’s simple — when the cramps get rough, live tweet them. We’ve compiled a list of hilarious tweets from that time of the month and they’re painfully relatable.
i survive my period cramps without pain killers are u scared of me now
— ???? (@tahiyawho) February 4, 2021
Me: I feel indescribably wretched. There is no hope. What is this thing called life?
Me, the next day: Oh, ok, I've just got my period.
— Elizabeth Day (@elizabday) February 1, 2021
I was really cranky and my husband asked if I was about to get my period and I said “JUST BC A WOMAN IS CRANKY DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S ABOUT TO GET HER PERIOD” but then I did get my period and I had to pretend I didn’t get my period so I didn’t have to admit that’s why I was cranky
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 11, 2021
me when I get my period and ask me what's wrong pic.twitter.com/YfqVE9lhi9
— paloma ? (@bieuphoriaa) July 11, 2021
my mood when I’m on my period be like ??????
— em? (@_emxoo) July 12, 2021
Please oh is it only me that did not see my period or there's a delay nationwide!?
— Dez?? (@Egyriba1) July 12, 2021
I’m on my period. My 4 yr old just burst into the bathroom when I was using it and saw me, turned around and ran out, screaming
“DADDY! Mommy’s DYING!!!!”
Pros and cons.
CON- I think I scarred him for life
PRO- I think I can pee by myself for a few days
— coparenting etc. (@coparentingand) June 3, 2018
Started my period ??♀️ pic.twitter.com/gtCxM5dqzm
— ? nocturnal ? (@intrnlbleedin) July 19, 2021
i missed my period this month … Lord pls don’t tell me you taking me out the game
— niggasbebrokeokayy (@khilanii) February 1, 2021
a woman's period is like once a month her body accidentally hits caps lock on her emotions
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 3, 2016
When I pull out a white tampon pic.twitter.com/Ime0FuaWbm
— Key ? (@THATBITCH_KEY) July 6, 2021
That rocket was “in space” the way my first ever tampon was “in place”
— Hana Michels (@HanaMichels) July 11, 2021
bought both butter albums, three bags of chocolate, and pads at target and if that isnt the most 'im on my period' purchase idk what is
— Chaotic Jin Stan ⁷ (@seokjingersnap) July 10, 2021
me going out for 2 hours while not even on my period: okay so i’m going to need 3 pads, 8 tampons and anything else i might need because you never know what could happen
— abbey ♡ // is finding louis’ phone (@iicfhomee) July 9, 2021
My period loves doing a lil encore: I’ll get to the last day and be like yay it’s done and then two days later it’s like “HOW ABOUT ONE MORE??!?”
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 27, 2020