While we’ve only completed close to two months this year, it sure feels like we’ve lived a whole lifetime since the start of 2021. If you’re like most people in the world, the thought of having at least one New Year’s resolution must have crossed your mind. But, who has actually kept up with them while living through a global pandemic, serious environmental disasters, and political tumult? Not us! And it looks like we’re not the only ones, we’ve curated our favourite tweets about how people have hilariously resigned to their fate of letting their resolutions go.
I’m giving up my New Year’s resolutions for Lent.
— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) February 17, 2021
— Kristy Kirkup (@kkirkup) February 18, 2021
My New Year's resolution for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds – and good news! I only have 25 pounds to go!
— President Rufus T. Firefly (@Stewey444) February 23, 2021
new year's resolution pic.twitter.com/f85jRBgsRt
— lexflex (@lexucuflexu) February 25, 2021
One of my new year resolutions is to “do it imperfectly, but do it regardless”.
The number of things I’ve ended up not putting out or doing because I was waiting for perfection….
— Kaka Amanoh (@kakaamanoh) February 23, 2021
i bought a new pair of gloves at the end of december & my new year's resolution was to not lose them for the whole year. they went missing before the end of january
— sarah with an h (@sarahrcard) February 24, 2021
Randomly remembering that I have broken all my new year resolutions
— HONORABLE PA (@Bros_Seun) February 19, 2021
one of my new year's resolutions was to stop passively watching comfort tv shows and actively engage with new media but you know what, I'm really going through it rn so helloooooooo bojack horseman for the 10th time ✨🐴
— Jennah 🕊 (@jennahpen) February 25, 2021
I made a New Year’s resolution to stop tweeting ideas that would be better off as essays. Now I can’t think of ideas anymore.
— Steve Edwards (@The_Big_Quiet) February 24, 2021
i have to say, my new year's resolution of not reacting to my friends with 👍and👎 isn't going that well
— Your Sole Nate ☕️ 🧙♂️ (@perlhack) February 22, 2021
very funny my new year’s resolution wasn’t to fix my posture
— #JokerMindset (@brndniles) February 25, 2021
my new year's resolution was to gain 1 braincell this year..
so far i've lost 2/9 of my baincells
— H⁷☀️ (@squishyminimin) February 25, 2021
what if i finally started my new year’s resolutions….. on mar 1st 😔
— cat ☄️ (@bonedadept) February 26, 2021
I feel like we have a new calendar aligned with Covid cycles. Like, New Years on the Covidian calendar is coming up. What are your Quarantine Resolutions for the new year?
— Clayton Bradshaw (@shawbradredempt) February 24, 2021
New year resolutions
— Betty Kehoe (@aislingdesigns) February 25, 2021